American Idol
This show is terrible America!
I tried to watch it last night since I got tired of not knowing William Hung from Fantasia, but I'm here to tell you I was happier not knowing. All the terrible singers seem like fakes, and how many ways can Simon say the same thing.
'you are the musical equivalent of the anthrax scare'
'you are a tsunami to my ears'
'you are the John Wayne Gacy of pop music'*
And the 'good' singers are terrible too. They aspire to a style I don't care for. I don't really care who the next Mariah Carey is to be very honest.
Thumbs down on the whole thing.
*these are fake Simon quotes (obviously)
I tried to watch it last night since I got tired of not knowing William Hung from Fantasia, but I'm here to tell you I was happier not knowing. All the terrible singers seem like fakes, and how many ways can Simon say the same thing.
'you are the musical equivalent of the anthrax scare'
'you are a tsunami to my ears'
'you are the John Wayne Gacy of pop music'*
And the 'good' singers are terrible too. They aspire to a style I don't care for. I don't really care who the next Mariah Carey is to be very honest.
Thumbs down on the whole thing.
*these are fake Simon quotes (obviously)
posted by Robert_M at 10:57 AM
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